Random Thoughts

I’ve got this cute random thoughts/quotes email from my friendly friend Diane. I think it’s very funny=D Check it out and let me know what you think of this.

there’s two theories to aruguing with women. neither one works
some people are funny. they spend money they don’t have, to buy things they don’t need, to impress people they don’t like…

she who laughs, lasts
the early bird get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
stop the q-tip when you hit resistance.

if you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there
sometimes i think i understand everything. then i regain consciousness.
it’s true hard work never killed anybody, but i figure, why take the chance?

don’t eat the yellow snow
i may not be perfect, but i’m always me.
life is what happens to us while we’re making other plans
when gary told me he found Jesus, i thought, yahoo! we’re rich! but it turned out to be something different.

Jesus loves you, the rest of us think you’re an idiot.
broken promises don’t upset me. i just think, why did they believe me?
i work very hard- please don’t expect me to think as well..
i’m planning to retire and live off my savings. what i’ll do the second day, i have no idea.

rehab is for quitters.
the only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
the main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. it’s nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of the rest of us.
guns don’t kill people, it’s those little holes.
you can go a long way with a smile. you can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
fight crime: shoot back!

a friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
hooked on ebonics be kickin’ it for me!
a man needs a good memory after he has lied.

consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
i’d enjoy my day more if it started later.

Debera Billeaudeau,

Joke For Bloggers

This is pretty neat j o k e for bloggers from blogcomics.net haha!! (just wanna share it guys) See what will happen if you blog too much?? So bloggers beware, you might get a tumor!! haha… be careful, Good thing  i dont blog too much, LMAO!!

Feeling Crazy!!

This day. I wasn’t allowed outside to play, no shopping of which i can say, no adventures just chatting and blogging. All the while my web designer im flogging. So you can see this cool new theme. Ok..ok.. I’m not a poet, but how do you like my theme? Sis sheryl is so good, isn’t she? I had to cry and cry to her to get it done over 48 years but finally she’s finished and it is totally worth it. I hate to brag, OK no I don’t. But i feel my theme is beautiful, if you want the best theme, and you want to be unique..hire sheryl. She is so sweet and patient (but you have beat her to get her to work) hahaha. just kidding. She’s great, as you can see her work is very good. <3

Now I have to go and rewrite all her codes to make it work, OK I’m lying i can’t write code, but i wish i can take credit for this (hehehe)! Atleast my hubby cooked a good dinner today Lasagna. :devil: I think he is part Italian cuz it was really good. (he made me say that or i have to cook next time)hahaha. No seriously It was crap i have to go the C.R three times, and its still not out of me yet harhar I’ve become a diet coke addict. We are up to a 2 litre a day.BAD HABiT specially after my coffee in the morning. yikess!! (am i ever tweaked, my hands are shaking from all this caffiene). Not really i’m as calm as a turtle. lol
By the way my friend Lunes came to visit me today. I took a picture of her and her bf. see below.show shots ▼

Aren’t they nice couple? bwahahaha!! I knew it was Lunes, bcuz it looks like her YM avatar. Sorry i think im drunk, too much coke.haha!! Ooh well you don’t have to be crazy but it sure helps.

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